What's new in September?

This month we've got the Where the Heck is the Cryptonomica? magnet, back by popular demand. There's also a new Utilidrink(TM) tumbler, for all your daily sustenance potions, and a spooky new TAZ Amnesty Bandana!

During September, 10% of our merch proceeds will go to Midwest Food Bank's Disaster Relief Fund, which “brings together donors, volunteers, and a network of over 2400 nonprofit partners to deliver food and support to communities across the country.”

We have a new Pupating is Always a Bonus Action tee available through the end of September, inspired by TAZ Royale and designed by Bryn Dougherty!

Featured Items

  • My Brother, My Brother and Tea

    $25.00 USD
    $25.00 USD
    My Brother, My Brother and TeaMy Brother, My Brother and Tea

  • Miggy Hoodie

    $65.00 USD
    $65.00 USD
    A mockup of a black hoodie with a white design featuring a drawing of Miggy Mackerel and the caption "McElroy Family Clubhouse"Miggy Hoodie

  • The Balance Bundle

    $60.00 USD
    $81.50 USD $60.00 USD
    Purple hexagonal dice tray with gold foil design, the adventure zone logo clear car decal and a set of seven purple acrylic dice.A photo of a purple dice tray with foldable snap sides. It features a gold foil design of an hourglass shape with a d20 in the middle.
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  • I Like Butts Bundle

    $34.00 USD
    $34.00 USD
    I Like Butts Bundle

  • Plato's Rave Puzzle

    $30.00 USD
    $30.00 USD
    Purple puzzle box that says Plato's Rave and has puzzle pieces within and spilling out of the box.Purple puzzle box that is closed and say Plato's Rave. It has an image of a colorful chaotic scene.

  • Ethersea Dice Set

    $38.00 USD
    $38.00 USD
    Aqua blue resin dice with seafoam green glitter throughout and matching seafoam green numbers. Dice displayed are 1 D4, 1 D6, 1 D8, 2 D10s, 1 D12, 1 D20.Light blue velvet dice bag with silver embroidery of a coral laid on flat white surface. Blue dice with green glitter lay on the flat surface in front of the bag.

  • You Dried Hand Towel

    $24.00 USD
    $24.00 USD
    A black terrycloth hand towel on a white background, folded twice. At one end of the towel is bright red all caps letters reading “You dried”.A close up photo of black terrycloth with a braided black band. Just above the band is bright red embroidered all caps text that reads "You dried".

  • Fish Death Hat

    $34.00 USD
    $34.00 USD
    Camouflage cap with orange text that reads "Today is a good day to watch a fish die"Fish Death Hat