What's New in October?

This month we have a rad Doober Sweetleaf Longsleeve tee designed by Bryn Dougherty! We also have a denim Don't Talk to MBMBAM Cap, and a glittery Super McElroy Bros Pin.

During October, 10% of our merch proceeds will go to Center for Reproductive Rights, an organization which “[works] to protect reproductive health, self-determination, and dignity as basic human rights.”

Featured Items

  • You Dried Hand Towel

    $24.00 USD
    $24.00 USD
    A black terrycloth hand towel on a white background, folded twice. At one end of the towel is bright red all caps letters reading “You dried”.A close up photo of black terrycloth with a braided black band. Just above the band is bright red embroidered all caps text that reads "You dried".

  • My Brother, My Brother and Tea

    $25.00 USD
    $25.00 USD
    My Brother, My Brother and TeaMy Brother, My Brother and Tea

  • Miggy Prayer Candle

    $29.00 USD
    $29.00 USD
    Photograph of a tall white candle in a glass container with a sticker applied to the front. The sticker shows a cartoon blue fish with a halo holding up one fin in a wave, wearing a red draped fabric and holding a book that looks like it might say "learn to read". A banner across the middle says "if only he could read this" and below the banner are four pink and red roses. Behind the candle and out of focus are various potted plants and vases.Photograph of a tall white candle in a glass container with a sticker applied to the front. The sticker shows a cartoon blue fish with a halo holding up one fin in a wave, wearing a red draped fabric and holding a book that looks like it might say "learn to read". A banner across the middle says "if only he could read this" and below the banner are four pink and red roses.

  • Miggy Hoodie

    $65.00 USD
    $65.00 USD
    A mockup of a black hoodie with a white design featuring a drawing of Miggy Mackerel and the caption "McElroy Family Clubhouse"Miggy Hoodie

  • The Balance Bundle

    $60.00 USD
    $81.50 USD $60.00 USD
    Purple hexagonal dice tray with gold foil design, the adventure zone logo clear car decal and a set of seven purple acrylic dice.A photo of a purple dice tray with foldable snap sides. It features a gold foil design of an hourglass shape with a d20 in the middle.
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  • Vasecticons Hoodie

    $65.00 USD
    $65.00 USD
    Black hoodie with colorful design printed in the middle with Vasections written on the top.Close up of colorful design printed in the middle with Vasections written on the top. Illustration shows three samurai type characters in metal robotic suits, some holding swords and one holding a rock drill.

  • Fish Death Hat

    $34.00 USD
    $34.00 USD
    Camouflage cap with orange text that reads "Today is a good day to watch a fish die"Fish Death Hat

  • Plato's Rave Puzzle

    $30.00 USD
    $30.00 USD
    Purple puzzle box that says Plato's Rave and has puzzle pieces within and spilling out of the box.Purple puzzle box that is closed and say Plato's Rave. It has an image of a colorful chaotic scene.