The Final Pam has returned!

We're heralding the 10th Anniversary of our wasteland queen with this epic Anniversary Poster illustrated by Willow Quillen. There's also a radiation-green Final Pam Beanie to keep you cozy this Winter!

What's new in November?

'Tis the season for a new Death Blart Poster by Jack T. Sherry, and the 2025 Candlenights Poster and Candlenights ornament by Scott Hoch! We've also got some exciting secret merch launching on November 12th. 👀

This month ten percent of merch proceeds will go to Native American Aid, which "addresses immediate needs for tribes experiencing disasters, emergency food shortages and preventative health care needs."

Featured Items

  • You Dried Hand Towel

    $24.00 USD
    $24.00 USD
    A black terrycloth hand towel on a white background, folded twice. At one end of the towel is bright red all caps letters reading “You dried”.A close up photo of black terrycloth with a braided black band. Just above the band is bright red embroidered all caps text that reads "You dried".

  • Vasecticons Hoodie

    $65.00 USD
    $65.00 USD
    Black hoodie with colorful design printed in the middle with Vasections written on the top.Close up of colorful design printed in the middle with Vasections written on the top. Illustration shows three samurai type characters in metal robotic suits, some holding swords and one holding a rock drill.

  • The Hunger Bundle

    $50.00 USD
    $71.50 USD $50.00 USD
    Black beanie with black woven patch on cuff and silver embroidered eye design on the patch. Set of acrylic dice with glitter and black faded gradient. Clear die cut sticker that says, "The Adventure Zone" in white with pink outlines.A car decal of the Adventure Zone logo is shown on the back window of a blue car. The logo is on a transparent backing, and the lettering is outlined in an ombre of pink and orange.
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  • Final Pam Beanie

    $25.00 USD
    $25.00 USD
    A digital mockup of a green beanie with a patch on the front cuffed brim. The patch is green with a cartoon of Final Pam's face and the text "I do this."

  • 10th Anniversary Pam Poster

    $17.00 USD
    $17.00 USD
    A digital mockup of a poster featuring Final Pam, laid out in an homage to the 1977 Tom Jung Star Wars poster. It reads "Final Pam! Starring The Final Pam, Metal Husband, Trash Hulk Roachie, Metal Baby, and Shaun" with the caption "Next time, you invite Pam."

  • 2025 Candlenights Bundle

    $35.00 USD
    $40.00 USD $35.00 USD
    A mockup featuring both the 2025 Candlenights poster and ornament.An acrylic Candlenights ornament. The acrylic is a light teal with glitter. The graphic on it is a Rankin/Bass style illustration of a colorful wreath made of candies and circular ornaments. Equidistant around the wreath are illustrations of the McElroys. In the center it says, “Joyous Candlenights 2025”.
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  • F*ck off, King Pin

    $12.50 USD
    $12.50 USD
    An enamel pin of a yellow crown with white sparkle shapes. In pink, blue, and purple bubble letters it says, “Fuck off King!”

  • Miggy Bundle

    $25.00 USD
    $29.00 USD $25.00 USD
    15 oz black mug with a print to look like a distressed post it note with the text DO NOT DRINK scribbled on it in black marker. Illustrated Miggy the mackerel sticker with flowers near its neck in front of what appears to be a headstone. The words RIP Miggy Mackerel in purple on the bottom.15 oz black mug with a print to look like a distressed post it note with the text DO NOT DRINK scribbled on it in black marker with its handle being held by a hand.
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