https://mcelroymerch.com/ daily https://mcelroymerch.com/products/bureau-of-balance-dice 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-bob-dice-1.jpg?v=1646757584 Bureau of Balance Dice Image of a seven dice set: a D4, D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, and D100. The dice have a galaxy swirl inside them of dark purple, light purple, and clear with iridescent glitter flakes. The numbers are painted silver. The D20 has the BoB logo on the 20 side. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-besties-tiebreaker-coin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-besties-tiebreaker-coin-site-1.jpg?v=1646759451 The Besties Tiebreaker Coin Image of the heads and tails of a coin. The coin is silver with black and yellow enamel graphics. The heads side says, “Totally official Besties tiebreaker,” with a silver and black giraffe head eating a laurel. The tails side says, “A video game club for friends,” at the top and “The Besties,” in the center. Below that is a yellow trophy with silver and white sparkles. It is surrounded by laurels. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/blinkshark-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mbmbam-blinkshark-sticker-site-1.jpg?v=1646759610 Blinkshark Sticker An oval shaped sticker with an iridescent background. At the top is says, “Guppies want me” and at the bottom it says, “Blinksharks fear me”. In the center is a blue two-headed shark surrounded by bubbles and sparkles. On either side of the shark is a green sailor’s knot. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-adventure-zone-logo-flexcover-grid-notebooks 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/3notebooks.jpg?v=1647019836 The Adventure Zone Logo Flexcover Grid Notebooks Three notebooks embossed with the TAZ logo. From left to right, they are teal, purple, and maroon. Each one has an elastic band holding it shut. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/temporary-taz-tattoo-pack 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/tattoos.jpg?v=1646761003 TAZ Design Art Packs (Tattoo or Sticker) Nine temporary tattoo designs. Top row left to right: a pegasus with wings and berries; the Amnesty gate with trees and a flower; a duck wearing a ranger hat and badge. Center row left to right: A Pine Guard patch; a rabbit surrounded by flames and pink flowers; the BoB sigil with pink flowers and leaves around it. Bottom row left to right: a wooden duck with flowers and leaves; a d20 with a banner that says, “You’re going to be AMAZING.”; a blue crab with stars on its back. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/candlenights-stoneware-mug 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mbmbam-candlenights-mug-site-1.jpg?v=1646347410 Candlenights Stoneware Mug A round stoneware mug. The mug fades from a maroon to dark brown glaze. There's a cream oval in the center that says, "Candlenights" in script. The "i" is a lit candle. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/its-trash-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-itstrash-sticker-2.jpg?v=1646759817 It's Trash Sticker An illustrated sticker of Justin wearing a green shirt. To his right it says, “It’s trash.” The text is in red. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-empty-bowl-enamel-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-empty-bowl-pin-site-1.jpg?v=1646764659 The Empty Bowl Enamel Pin An enamel pin of a pink cereal box. The cereal box says, “The Empty Bowl” in a darker pink with white sparkles around it. Below that is an illustration of Justin and Dan sitting on the edge of a full cereal bowl. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/candlenights-vod-package 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroys-candlenights-live-vod-site-1.jpg?v=1646944265 2020 Candlenights VOD Package An illustration of a purple to fuschia sunset over some purple and blue mountains. In the foreground is a corner desk with thre microphones and three candles on top. The front of the desk says, "The McElroy Family". In the center of the image it says, "Candlenights" in gold script with "2020" below it in a gold serif font. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/taste-of-luxury-stemless-wine-glass 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/TOLglass.jpg?v=1646765206 Taste of Luxury Stemless Wine Glass A stemless wineglass that says “Taste of Luxury” in gold lettering. “Luxury” is written in script. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/k2-knights-templar-2-whacky-wizards-bumper-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mbmbam-knights-templar-sticker-site-1.jpg?v=1646759953 K2: Knights Templar 2 Wacky Wizards Bumper Sticker rectangular purple decal styled like a retro game cover. At the center it says, “Knights Templar” in an orange to yellow gradient over a large red “II”. Beneath, it says “Wacky Wizards” in white script. The bottom right has a gold emblem that says, “BGH” with a red banner in the top right corner that says, “Take over the banks!” Around the center text are white sparkles. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/wonderful-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/wonderfulposter.jpg?v=1646856310 Wonderful Poster An illustration of Griffin and Rachel standing back to back. The background is retro rainbow contours with bubbles and sparkles. Above them it says, "Wonderful!" and below it says "An Enthusiast Podcast" in a yellow and pink gradient banner. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mbmbam-logo-decal 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mbmbam-logo-car-decal-2a.jpg?v=1646759997 MBMBaM Logo Decal A photograph of the back window of a blue car. There are some yellow leaves on the roof of the car. There is a decal on the back window that says, "My Borther, My Brother & Me" is a white serif font. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/phantasmal-resplendent-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mbmbam-PhantasmalResplendent-pin.jpg?v=1646764150 Phantasmal & Resplendent Pin An enamel pin that says, "Phantasmal and Resplendent". The "phantasmal" is in rainbow and "resplendent" is in gold. The background of the pin is black with blue and yellow sparkles. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/besties-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroys-besties-shirt-site-1.jpg?v=1646854543 Besties Shirt A gold shirt that says, "The Besties" in black serif font with an orange laurel on either side. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/saturday-night-dead-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/sndposter.jpg?v=1646856168 Saturday Night Dead Poster Image of a retro poster. In the center is a skull hovering over an old-fashioned TV. The backgound is a hazy forest scene. It's surrounded by a thin light blue border with a thick black border around that. Above it are the words "Saturday night" and below is the word "dead" in yellow with a maroon drop shadow. At the bottom of the poster it says "Saturdays, 9PM ET" and "Filmed on location at the Cryptonomica". https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-fanny-pack 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/MC-fanny-10.jpg?v=1646760370 McElroy Fanny Pack Image of two fanny packs. One is teal with dark green illustrations and the other is blue with light blue illustrations. Both have a white patch that says, "The McElroy Family" in blue font. Both have black zippers. The teal fanny pack has drawings of the B.o.B. sigil, the extreme teen bible, Merle's arm, Magnus's ax, Taako's umbrella and hat, and a d20. The blue fanny pack has illustrations of a doll head, an angular snake, a shrimp with wings and halo, two hands waving, a ghost, and a horse. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-backpack 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/MC-backpack-9.jpg?v=1646760458 McElroy Backpack Two backpacks, one teal and one blue. Both have a white patch that says, "The McElroy Family" in blue on it. The teal one drawings of the B.o.B. sigil, the extreme teen bible, Merle's arm, Magnus's ax, Taako's umbrella and hat, and a d20. The blue one has illustrations of a doll head, an angular snake, a shrimp with wings and halo, two hands waving, a ghost, and a horse. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-final-pam-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/finalpamposter.jpg?v=1646856227 The Final Pam Poster A poster of a woman with blemishes and burns on her face and a pompadour haircut. She's wearing a feathered cloak, a corset, and a bustle skirt and holding a pair of white sunglasses. Hovering next to her is a large cockroach. She's leaning on a can with a tiny man on it. Behind her is a pale blue ghost. Above her it says, "PAM" in sketchy white lettering. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/ipre-enamel-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/ipre-enamel-pin.jpg?v=1646764098 IPRE Enamel Pin A circular dark blue enamel pin. In the center it says, "IPRE" in white. Above and below that are twelve rainbow dots. There is a light blue border. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/where-the-heck-is-the-cryptonomica-decal 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/where-the-heck-is-the-cryptonomica-decal.jpg?v=1646764849 Where The Heck is the Cryptonomica? Decal a black sticker that says "Where the heck is the Cryptonomica?" The "heck" and "Cryptonomica?" are purple. The rest of the words are white. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-mystery-enamel-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-mystery-pin-site-3.jpg?v=1647631260 McElroy Mystery Enamel Pin https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2021-candlenights-vod-package 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-candlenights-2021-vod-site-2.jpg?v=1647630942 2021 Candlenights VOD Package An illustration of a purple to fuschia sunset over some purple and blue mountains. In the foreground is a corner desk with thre microphones and three candles on top. The front of the desk says, "The McElroy Family". In the center of the image it says, "Candlenights" in gold script with "2021" below it in a gold serif font. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/shmanners-print 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-shmanners-print-site-1.jpg?v=1648828538 Shmanners Print https://mcelroymerch.com/products/shrimp-heaven-now-glass-ornament 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/mcelroy-shrimpheaven-ornament-site-11.jpg?v=1667241040 Shrimp Heaven Now Glass Ornament Translucent glass shrimp ornaments with wings and beady black eyes. one shrimp is blue, and one is red. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/oops-all-poetry-corner 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/wonderfulxABC.jpg?v=1670959638 Oops! All Poetry Corner https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-adventure-zone-amnesty-dice 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/AmnestyDice-1a.jpg?v=1672695934 The Adventure Zone: Amnesty "Flamebright" Dice Image of an orange dice set with silver lettering. The dice have yellow veins and glitter running through the center of them. The 20 on the D20 is a silver pine tree in a circle. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2022-candlenights-vod-package 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/products/MBMBaM-Candlenights-VOD22-site-1.jpg?v=1674849790 2022 Candlenights VOD Package https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-keep-your-grades-up-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/pin_mockup_grades.jpg?v=1753114341 Keep Your Grades Up Pin https://mcelroymerch.com/products/new-appalachian-workshop-candle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/tNAWcandle.jpg?v=1687888874 New Appalachian Workshop Candle https://mcelroymerch.com/products/clint-mcelroy-the-planeswalking-janitor-sticker-sets 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mcelroy-Clint-stickers-site1.png?v=1690410518 Clint McElroy the Planeswalking Janitor Sticker Set https://mcelroymerch.com/products/hogs-gotta-hunt-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-HogsGottaHunt-Site-1.png?v=1693429495 Hog's Gotta Hunt Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/hogs-gotta-hunt-holographic-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-HogsGottaSticker-site-1.png?v=1698422064 Hogs Gotta Hunt Sticker https://mcelroymerch.com/products/platos-rave-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/platospostermockup1.jpg?v=1697472702 Plato's Rave Poster A poster of an illustration of Plato’s Rave. There are 6 main levels, with many smaller offshoots, alcoves, and rooms. The first three levels are above ground, the rest are below. The colors are pastel and soft neons, and there are myriad visual references to the McElroy Family podcasts. Three inset images show closeup details of Justin about to enter the store, Travis dancing, and Griffin in his sailor suit. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/hunger-dice-set 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/hungerdice_1e40c2e0-9ccd-4ae1-8ac8-ad22004a6825.jpg?v=1760481231 Hunger Dice Set Image of a set of polyhedral dice. They are cast in clear and black resin with iridescent glitter flakes. The numbers are painted silver. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/death-blart-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/BlartPosterMockupWM.jpg?v=1700245228 Death Blart Poster https://mcelroymerch.com/products/3-brother-moon 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/3brothermooncomp.jpg?v=1702918913 3 Brother Moon Tee https://mcelroymerch.com/products/rain-in-travnation-tee 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/TravNationTeemockup.jpg?v=1706029047 Rain in Travnation Tee A black tee shirt with a cartoon dog holding an umbrella with white raindrops in the center. In colorful text above and below it says, “Sometimes it rains in Trav Nation.” https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2023-candlenights-vod-package 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/2023candlenightsVOD_a641aed1-dab0-4fdf-8134-6ce98854f319.jpg?v=1706741443 2023 Candlenights VOD Package https://mcelroymerch.com/products/wombat-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/wombat.jpg?v=1711555947 Wombat Cube Pin https://mcelroymerch.com/products/taz-vs-dracula-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/tazVsdraculaposter.jpg?v=1711555423 TAZ vs Dracula Poster https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/miggystickerfinal.jpg?v=1738363003 RIP Miggy Illustrated Miggy the mackerel with flowers near its neck in front of what appears to be a headstone. The words RIP Miggy Mackerel in purple on the bottom. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-mystery-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/summermysterysaletee.jpg?v=1717775301 McElroy Mystery Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/dj-thumbs-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/DJThumbsSticker.jpg?v=1714407886 DJ Thumbs Sticker A sticker of an orangutan DJ giving a thumbs up, standing behind two turntables. He is surrounded by orange and green text that reads, “DJ Thumbs!! Crank that slam music”. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mystery-keychain-3 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/summermysterysalekeychain.jpg?v=1718212437 McElroy Mystery Keychain https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-mbmbam-bandana 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mbmbamBandana_Mockup.jpg?v=1717003064 MBMBaM Bandana Red Bandana: A red bandana with MBMBaM themed illustrations in off-white. In the center is a tiger on a table with two megaphones pointed at it. There is a solid border line and four banners that say, “My brother,” “My brother,” “And,” “Me,” bordering the center image. Above the tiger, the bandana says, “Unless… Unless… Unless…” and “Est. 2010”. Other highlights include a shrimp angel, a jelly jar, a horse, and a spooky ghost. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/yon-cuck-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/yoncuckstickermockup.jpg?v=1719267776 Yon Cuck Sticker Yon Cuck sticker: A sticker of a fanged, yellowed skull with “Yon Cuck” written across its forehead in red. Below its chin is a swarm of rats. The sticker is outlined in orange. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/trav-nation-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/travnationpinmockup.jpg?v=1721945375 Trav Nation Pin An enamel pin in shades of white, gray, and black of an open envelope with a letter popping out. The letter says, “Greetings from… TRAV NATION home of the big dog!” At the bottom of the envelope is a black lipstick kiss mark. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/munch-squad-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/munchsquadstickermockup.jpg?v=1721945252 Munch Squad Sticker Green glitter 4" sticker with 4 illustrated food characters of a donut, taco, pizza, and hamburger. Bubble melted text spells out MUNCH SQUAD under the characters in a bold yellow, red, magenta, orange, and violet colors. A whimsical illustration of four different fast food items. From left to right is a vampire doughnut, a smiling taco, a grinning slice of pizza, and a goofy hamburger. They are on a glittery green background. At the bottom of the stick it says “Munch squad” in yellow, orange, red, & brown. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/trav-nation-long-sleeve 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-TravNation-LongSleeve-Site-3_3.png?v=1727192534 Trav Nation Long Sleeve https://mcelroymerch.com/products/dadlands-apron 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/forbiddenmeatsapron.jpg?v=1724957625 Dadlands Apron A beige apron with two pockets and an illustration on the front. The illustration is a stylized charcoal grill covered in different fruit with smoke billowing out of it. Above and below it says, “Grillmaster of the forbidden meats.” https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2024-candlenights-ornament 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/candlenightsornament24.jpg?v=1731099477 2024 Candlenights Ornament An illustrated acrylic ornament showing Justin, Clint, Travis, and Griffin all dressed for cold weather and sitting cozily in the crook of a curled up, sleeping dragon. All but Clint are holding mugs. Text at the top and bottom reads, “Joyous Candlenights 2024” https://mcelroymerch.com/products/death-blart-10-year-anniversary-art-print 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/deathblartanniversary.jpg?v=1731098810 Death Blart 10 Year Anniversary Art Print An illustrated poster featuring the crane from Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, surrounded by flames and embers, with glowing red eyes. Text in the flames reads, “NOT TODAY, DEATH!” At the top left corner of the poster, a remnant of a burned-away calendar reads “10 years with no host fatality.” Small text at the top center of the poster reads, “Til Death Do Us Blart” https://mcelroymerch.com/products/ethersea-dice-set 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/etherseadice1_cbcbd9a9-8122-4e46-9cf9-49f2d8e3803e.jpg?v=1742941697 Ethersea Dice Set Aqua blue resin dice with seafoam green glitter throughout and matching seafoam green numbers. Dice displayed are 1 D4, 1 D6, 1 D8, 2 D10s, 1 D12, 1 D20. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-bundle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-MiggyBundle-Mug-Site-1a.png?v=1738363003 Miggy Bundle 15 oz black mug with a print to look like a distressed post it note with the text DO NOT DRINK scribbled on it in black marker. Illustrated Miggy the mackerel sticker with flowers near its neck in front of what appears to be a headstone. The words RIP Miggy Mackerel in purple on the bottom. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/the-energys-draggin-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/energydragginpinmockup.jpg?v=1734624010 The Energy's Draggin' Pin Pin with gold plating of white haired man (Clint) dressed in a purple wizards robe holding a wooden staff with crystals. The underside of his hat and one of the crystals has purple glitter enamel. The background is a blue cloud with gold text that says, "The Energy's Draggin'!" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/wake-up-do-good-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-WakeUp_DoGood-Shirt-Site-1_2253ac85-1d1c-4d87-ad27-67e3d31d7729.png?v=1736883627 Wake Up & Do Good Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/candlenights-2024-vod 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/candlenightsVOD.jpg?v=1738099478 Candlenights 2024 VOD https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-mug-uvdtf 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-Miggy-Mug-Site-1a.png?v=1738362627 Miggy Mug Black mug with DO NOT DRINK written on what looks to be a post it note printed on the front of the mug. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/poetry-corner-bumper-magnet 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/PoetryCornerBumperMagnet.jpg?v=1738003522 Poetry Corner Bumper Magnet Cream colored rectangular magnet with an illustration of a mouse reading a book next to a window. Then it says "My other ride is the Poetry Corner" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/dare-to-care-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/daretocaresticker.jpg?v=1738003149 Dare to Care Sticker Die cut sticker with Black border that says DARE like the Drug Abuse Resistance Education logo but underneath are the words "TO CARE" and a heart that are holographic. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/vasection-hoodie 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/vasecticonshoodie.jpg?v=1740508835 Vasecticons Hoodie Black hoodie with colorful design printed in the middle with Vasections written on the top. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/you-dried-hand-towels 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-youdried-towel-Site-2.png?v=1745876349 You Dried Hand Towel A black terrycloth hand towel on a white background, folded twice. At one end of the towel is bright red all caps letters reading “You dried”. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/hmududiykyk-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/hdmdudpinmockup.jpg?v=1740508681 HDMDUDIYKYK Pin Black nickel plated parallelogram pin with the letters HDMDUD in yellow enamel on the left. On the right there is a hot dog with a face that is smiling and a speech bubble says IYKYK. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-spinner-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/Miggy_Spinner_Pin_Mockup.jpg?v=1742931502 Miggy Spinner Pin Blue mackerel fish with big bulging eyes holding a black cup that says DO NOT DRINK! They are affixed to a spinner on a purple metal pin with glitter enamel. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/platos-rave-puzzle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-PlutosRavePuzzle-Site-3.jpg?v=1745941814 Plato's Rave Puzzle Purple puzzle box that says Plato's Rave and has puzzle pieces within and spilling out of the box. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/vintage-tour-pins 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-TourPin-Site-1.png?v=1746026056 Vintage Tour Pins Four enamel pins with black metal plating. Griffin has his hands up looking to the left. Clint is staring steely at the viewer. Travis has a purple mohawk and is smiling. Justin is smiling with his beard. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-thanks-for-vibing-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-ThanksforVibing-VintageWhite-Shirt-Site-1.png?v=1756493642 Thanks for Vibing Shirt A white crew neck t-shirt with the text 'Thanks for Vibing and keeping it tight!" in a groovy brown font with Vibing a gradient of pink to blue. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/monster-factory-stickers 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MFStickers.jpg?v=1748457592 Monster Factory Stickers https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-dont-do-a-hit-bumper-magnet 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/DDAHBumperMagnet.jpg?v=1751033158 Don't Do a Hit! Bumper Magnet https://mcelroymerch.com/products/thunder-drive-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/thunderdrivepin.jpg?v=1750089860 Thunder Drive Pin https://mcelroymerch.com/products/f-ck-off-king-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/FckoffKingpin.jpg?v=1751313500 F*ck off, King Pin An enamel pin of a yellow crown with white sparkle shapes. In pink, blue, and purple bubble letters it says, “Fuck off King!” https://mcelroymerch.com/products/why-not-a-wizard-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/WNAWpin.jpg?v=1751313288 Why Not a Wizard? Pin An enamel pin with gold metal. In the center is a wizard with blue skin in purple robes shrugging. Around the wizard it says, “Why not a Wizard?” in gold. The background of the pin is a brighter purple. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-death-blart-shirt-2023 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-DeathBlart2023-DTG-VTGWhite-Shirt-Site-1.png?v=1751468232 Death Blart Shirt 2023 https://mcelroymerch.com/products/kepler-map-shirt-2 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-KeplerMap-VTGWhite-Shirt-DTG-Site-1.png?v=1751468507 Kepler Map Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-omner-to-be-narminated-shirt-1 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-Omner-VintageWhite-Shirt-Site-1.png?v=1751467591 Omner to be Narminated Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-abracafuckyou-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/abracastickermockup.jpg?v=1756324940 Abracafuckyou Sticker A fuschia sticker of a mage hat. Parts of the sticker are glitter. In the shape of the hat are the words, “Abraca-fuck you”. There is a green sash across the hat. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mceleroy-vaccines-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-Vaccines-CoolBlue-Shirt-DTG-Mockup.png?v=1756489884 Vaccines! Shirt A cool blue tee-shirt that says "Vaccines!" in cream lettering. Below that it says, "Safe and effective since 1796". There is a hand holding a small syringe to the right. Behind the words and hand is a large teal rectangle with an orange one next to it. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-besties-a-video-game-book-club-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-itsavideogamebookclub-2.0-site1.png?v=1756491294 Besties -A Video Game [Book] Club Shirt Black t-shirt with text 'It's a video game book club' with The Besties logo on lower right of text https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-garyl-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/garylteemockup.jpg?v=1756484433 Garyl Shirt A black tee shirt with an illustration of Garyl the bi-nicorn. Garyl has a curly purple mane and tail and is surrounded by purple flowers and green foliage. There’s a white border with the B.O.B. emblem in each corner. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-taz-dice-tray 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-TAZ-DiceTray-site1.jpg?v=1763504511 TAZ Dice Tray A photo of a purple dice tray with foldable snap sides. It features a gold foil design of an hourglass shape with a d20 in the middle. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mcelroy-these-gains-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-TheseGains-VintageWhite-Shirt-Site-1.png?v=1757355184 These Gains Shirt https://mcelroymerch.com/products/death-blart-poster-2025 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-DeathBlart2025Poster-site1copy.jpg?v=1761350695 Death Blart Poster 2025 A mockup of a poster. It features cartoon versions of Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery from The Worst Idea of All Time along with Justin and Griffin McElroy running away from a menacing Paul Blart shaped balloon. Travis McElroy is caught in the strings of the balloon which spell out "til Death do us Blart" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2025-candlenights-ornament 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-2025CandlenightOrnament-site1.jpg?v=1772247948 2025 Candlenights Ornament An acrylic Candlenights ornament. The acrylic is a light teal with glitter. The graphic on it is a Rankin/Bass style illustration of a colorful wreath made of candies and circular ornaments. Equidistant around the wreath are illustrations of the McElroys. In the center it says, “Joyous Candlenights 2025”. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/monster-factory-final-pam-beanie 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-Pam_Beanie-site1.jpg?v=1772248017 Final Pam Beanie A digital mockup of a green beanie with a patch on the front cuffed brim. The patch is green with a cartoon of Final Pam's face and the text "I do this." https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2025-candlenights-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-Candlenights2025Poster-site1.jpg?v=1772247972 2025 Candlenights Poster A mockup of a poster that reads "Joyous Candlenights 2025; Presented by the McElroy Family benefiting Harmony House" It features a design of claymation-style heads of Travis, Clint, Justin, and Griffin McElroy arranged around a candy and ornament garland. The background is a blue-toned cartoon winter landscape. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/mceleroy-the-balance-bundle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-TheBalance-Bundle-Site-01.png?v=1760544918 The Balance Bundle Purple hexagonal dice tray with gold foil design, the adventure zone logo clear car decal and a set of seven purple acrylic dice. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/2025-candlenights-bundle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-2025CandlenightsBundle-site1.jpg?v=1772247933 2025 Candlenights Bundle A mockup featuring both the 2025 Candlenights poster and ornament. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/monster-factory-10th-anniversary-pam-poster 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-10thAnniversaryPamPoster-site1.jpg?v=1772247894 10th Anniversary Pam Poster A digital mockup of a poster featuring Final Pam, laid out in an homage to the 1977 Tom Jung Star Wars poster. It reads "Final Pam! Starring The Final Pam, Metal Husband, Trash Hulk Roachie, Metal Baby, and Shaun" with the caption "Next time, you invite Pam." https://mcelroymerch.com/products/today-is-a-good-day-to-watch-a-fish-die-ballcap 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/McElroy-TodayisaGoodDayCap-site-3.jpg?v=1772071111 Fish Death Hat Camouflage cap with orange text that reads "Today is a good day to watch a fish die" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/candlenights-2025-vod 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/CandlenightsAlbumArt.jpg?v=1769129111 Candlenights 2025 VOD An illustration featuring Miggy Mackeral driving the Twenty Thunder Drive truck that has been decked out with holiday decorations. There are neon snowflakes in the background and the caption reads "Candlenights 2025 Faster than Cheer" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/20-make-it-stick-er 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mce-20_makeitstick-er-site1.jpg?v=1772247659 20' Make it Stick!-er https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-hoodie 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mce-miggyproshopshoodie-site1.jpg?v=1769129384 Miggy Hoodie A mockup of a black hoodie with a white design featuring a drawing of Miggy Mackerel and the caption "McElroy Family Clubhouse" https://mcelroymerch.com/products/make-it-stick-pins 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-makeitstickpins-site1.jpg?v=1772247684 Make it Stick Pins A mockup of 3 soft enamel pins featuring each of the McElroy brothers as a meatball on a splash of spaghetti noodles and glittery sauce. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/helping-is-always-a-free-action-shirt 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/HelpingTeemockup_cd26b60a-c3e7-4af4-8b84-d16dd3e5bf72.jpg?v=1772052813 Helping is Always a Free Action Shirt Image of a black tee shirt with a white woodcut print style illustration of a hand waving a flag. The flag has a heart on it. Below the flag it says, “Helping is always a free action,” in a block serif font. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/my-brother-my-brother-and-tea 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mce-mbmbat-site1.jpg?v=1776990229 My Brother, My Brother and Tea https://mcelroymerch.com/products/crowen-wilson-pin 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/crowen_wilson_mockup.jpg?v=1774276424 Crowen Wilson Pin Enamel pin of a crow facing left, with a rectangular yellow speech bubble that says "Waow!". The crow has a sleepy expression and a messy blonde wig on. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/all-butts-no-government-mug 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-ABNG-Mug-Site-2.jpg?v=1776989541 All Butts, No Government Mug https://mcelroymerch.com/products/miggy-prayer-candle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/candlephoto2a.jpg?v=1774967734 Miggy Prayer Candle Photograph of a tall white candle in a glass container with a sticker applied to the front. The sticker shows a cartoon blue fish with a halo holding up one fin in a wave, wearing a red draped fabric and holding a book that looks like it might say "learn to read". A banner across the middle says "if only he could read this" and below the banner are four pink and red roses. Behind the candle and out of focus are various potted plants and vases. https://mcelroymerch.com/products/podcast-mug 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mce-podcastmug-site1.jpg?v=1776990049 Podcast Mug https://mcelroymerch.com/products/my-brother-my-brother-and-tea-mug-bundle 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/mce-mbmbatbundle-site5.jpg?v=1776982157 My Brother, My Brother and Tea + Mug Bundle https://mcelroymerch.com/products/count-donut-sticker 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-CountDonutSticker-site1_ddbd3a02-d900-4b23-bead-0ed476873e0f.jpg?v=1777634618 Count Donut Cape Vault Sticker https://mcelroymerch.com/products/all-butts-no-government-cross-stitch-pattern 2026-05-06T15:20:22-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0549/0579/8756/files/MCE-crossstitch-site.jpg?v=1777564523 All Butts, No Government Cross Stitch Pattern